At first I was like “ohai main character”.
Then I was like “oh, you’re not exactly a MAIN character, whoops”.
Then I was like “hehe, I like your family mysteries, woooo”.
Then I was like “WhAt? do we rEAlly haftagaback??? do we?? do we???”
Then I was like “Work Man… bahahahahaha”.
Now I’m like “Heeeey, no, I think you ARE THE main character”.